Well, having watched the final episode of Battlestar Galactica it leaves me wondering how Who might conclude. Will we discover that the Time Lords have been hiding in the cupboard all along… The one in the TARDIS kitchen near the leaky pipe.

Oh, and the Ultimate Question is ‘What is the final Doctors European shoe size?’ … 42.

Coventry outlines credentials to become the new Gallifrey. Central shopping centre to be demolished and replaced with the new Panoptican. Local branch of PC World claims to have started work on reconstructing The Matrix by daisy chaining three Acer netbooks, a blender, and a 44″ plasma TV. Dave Ross, of nearby Kenilworth, quoted as being less than impressed with the plans and certain to lodge a complaint with the county council.